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BOKA KEEPER
5.0
Thanks to the efforts of the crew and the competent management of the ALP company, the seven-year-old vessel is still like new. Hopefully under Boskalis and Anglo Eastern management, the vessels co… View
18 Aug 2025
OCEAN TITAN
3.4
Unfortunately it’s really gone down hill. Stateroom officers let maintenance go to shit. Does have semi private heads for ratings and nice private rooms for officers. Starlink internet. Small but … View
15 Aug 2025
GEO RANGER
4.6
For a vessel below 500GT everything is well thought out. Cabin size is suprisingly good plus en suite bathrooms for each cabin as opposed to shared bathrooms ive seen on other vessels. Lunch and di… View
12 Aug 2025
GO EXPLORER
5.0
Plenty of room for clients to work or relax, and the crew does a great job keeping everything clean and running efficiently. Meals were much better than expected, good variety and served on time. N… View
30 Jul 2025
SAFEEN 3000
2.2
Large construction vessel with predominately Indian and Arab crew. The Marine crew and catering crew on the safeen are very accommodating and helpful, unfortunately the attitude of some of the proj… View
29 Jul 2025
ONDINE JULE
2.4
Comfort whilst onboard will de determined primarily by number of POB. Marine crew all pleasant but vessel is small so cabins and mess can feel very cramped when vessel is busy. Lower 4-berth cabins… View
29 Jul 2025
IEVOLI GREY
1.6
Large but dated J&J cabins. Fuel smell entered cabins making sleeping unpleasant, hence cleanliness score. Small day room and not enough office spaces for project crew. Gym adequate size but under-… View
28 Jul 2025
GEO OCEAN VI
2.6
Food was okay, nice communal atmosphere. GeoXYZ staff are generally pleasant. Accommodation okay if you’re lucky enough to get an indoor cabin but some are in shipping containers. These cabins are … View
28 Jul 2025
4 WINDS
3.2
Food was fine and mess room nice enough, but day room very small and often too full to sit down. Cabins were en suite but quite dated. Gym was small but had the important things. Vessel was quite r… View
28 Jul 2025
DEEP VISION
3.4
Cabins generally good, although those on the main deck level behind the locker room are noisy. Locker room fine. ‘Dirty mess’ more than adequate. Mess room and smoking room are dated but large. Foo… View
28 Jul 2025
OCEAN GEOGRAPH
4.2
Very good food selection, nice day rooms and large mess with good views, not a bad little gym and nice crew. Some areas show aging but cabins were fine with en suite. Good cleanliness. Okay locker … View
28 Jul 2025
DSV CURTIS MARSHALL
2.8
As smaller offshore vessels go, the boat is fairly comfortable. It is loud and the showers are shared but each cabin is large enough and has a sink. Cabin was slightly damp but bed comfy. Food was … View
28 Jul 2025
GEO OCEAN III
3.6
Reasonable cabins, cleaned well, a good gym, mess room quite small, locker room very small, food variable but mostly good. Nice office spaces. View
28 Jul 2025
AOS MAINTAINER I
2.6
Not the best boat in terms of accommodation. Although crew tried all the best to maintain her in a nice and clean condition , but initial design is so poor. View
25 Jul 2025
CABLE ENTERPRISE
4.0
Good boat, bit dated but real nice atmosphere to work in, nice people onboard, excellent beds with super cold Aircon cabins. Food excellent. Really quite hard to call a month onboard real work! View
24 Jul 2025
DEEP CYGNUS
4.2
Really nice vessel, carpet cabins and plenty of office space. Good layout on the bridge for survey. Food was excellent especially the seafood Sunday. WiFi was not great but hope this would improve … View
24 Jul 2025
NORMAND JARSTEIN
4.2
Completed a few trips on the Jarstein. Whilst on the smaller side of boats it is a really solid place to work. The stewards clean to a very high standard, cabins and work areas, the food is general… View
24 Jul 2025
GRAND CANYON II
3.4
Great offshore vessel with large day rooms and gym with sauna facilities, would gladly go back onto this vessel. View
23 Jul 2025
MMA PINNACLE
2.2
Small offshore vessel with a good crew but small day room and gym. Big outdoor sitting area and gally. View
23 Jul 2025
MMA VALOUR
2.6
Small offshore vessel with friendly crew and great wifi. A tiny 3x3m indoor gym with an optional 4x4m outdoor gym depending on the weather conditions but again not a great variety. Small gally and … View
23 Jul 2025
AETHRA
3.0
Friendly and helpful crew, good selection of food, but always stone cold and left out all day. Not enough accommodation, some sharing in four man cabins. You can't flush toilet paper and have to p… View
22 Jul 2025
MUKAVEMET
1.4
Its a boat that needs work. The toilets in the changing rooms were known as the 'Trainspotting Toilets' as they were so disgusting. If you are lucky enough to get a cabin on the upper levels its no… View
22 Jul 2025
TSM ALIZE
1.0
possibly the worst boat in use in the North Sea. Crews have refused to work 24hr ops due to the noise stopping people sleeping. View
22 Jul 2025
TSM ALIZE
1.0
Unclean, Cabins excessively loud and running water was hit or miss. No Gym, no day rooms. Food was bad no chef at night time… Not fit for 24hr operations what so ever. Avoid. View
22 Jul 2025
NORMAND JARSTEIN
3.8
The Jarstein is a nice vessel with 2 decent gyms. The day room space is quite limited and some of the bazeports didn't work. The Galley is small but adequate, the food was always decent but lacked … View
21 Jul 2025
BOKA SOUTHERN OCEAN
3.8
I loved my time on the Southern Ocean when she was in India. The food was probably up there with some of the best offshore. Cabins and day rooms were nice. Had a good gym and sauna when I was on. W… View
20 Jul 2025
HAVILA SUBSEA
3.8
Good cabins, day rooms and gym. Wifi was ok when onboard. Good office space and vessel is clean and tidy. Food was ok, always plenty of options and the catering team catered for all. View
20 Jul 2025
ISLAND VICTORY
4.0
Had 2 trips on the IV, the first time the food was really bad, second time it had improved a lot. Cabins are fine, some have a pull down bunk to take it from a 1 to 2 man cabin. Plenty of lounges t… View
20 Jul 2025
THOR
3.4
The situation is very bad on board if you are taking care of your self and your nerves don’t go on this vessel and do not work there. Especially one shifts Captain hi is thinking about himself he i… View
18 Jul 2025
HAVILA PHOENIX
3.0
The vessel felt quite old and not very clean, and the cabin I stayed in was tiny and smelled strongly of smoke. On the positive side, the gym was huge and very well equipped. The galley was nice, a… View
18 Jul 2025
GEO RANGER
3.0
It's ok if you're only on for a short trip. The cabins and toilets are tiny. Tiny gym too which you're only allowed to use in day shift hours. Usually only 1 cook so no midnight meal apart from wha… View
18 Jul 2025
NORTHERN MARIA
4.6
This is a supply ship with an added crew compartment on the back - The accommodation within the new block is very good - Large cabins. Food onboard extremely good. Gym a little lacking - Wifi Good! View
17 Jul 2025
HAVILA PHOENIX
3.6
The mighty Phoenix - This ship has accommodation for 140 - This means the cabins are V.Small, but you are guaranteed your own. The vessel has a huge gym down in the hold which is great + Ping pong.… View
17 Jul 2025
GRAND CANYON III
4.0
Accomodation as good as it gets, whole vessel cleaned daily, good food, great gym. Had to pay for wifi which was unbelievable in this day and age, hoping this is no longer the case with Starlink? View
17 Jul 2025
WIND INNOVATION
3.2
The abnormal sound environment accompanied by significant vibrations were hard to withstand. Even in DP idle mode condition. I’m assuming the design flaw was well known, so they offered massage fac… View
16 Jul 2025
STRIL EXPLORER
4.6
Great vessel, feels like a bigger ship, built to a high standard. Great food, decent gym and wifi and nice cabins View
16 Jul 2025
HAVILA SUBSEA
4.0
Overall a fantastic vessel, good gym, good food and decent cabins. The wifi was a little poor when onboard but I'm hoping this has now improved with star link etc View
16 Jul 2025
NORTH SEA ATLANTIC
4.0
Some mixed experiences on her. She is a lovely big vessel, good space for offices. Very big galley, the food wasn't always the best whichis the main downfall. They did make a big effort on certain … View
16 Jul 2025
TROMS CAPELLA
4.8
I've been on board several times over the past 12 months. The crew is excellent; dedicated and focused on operating safely and successfully. Overall, the vessel is in excellent condition. Some mino… View
16 Jul 2025
GRAND CANYON III
4.6
Definitely one of the best I've ever been on. The cabins are large enough, cleaned daily, the gym is excellent and spacious, with a sauna and solarium, and the food is excellent, above-average. The… View
16 Jul 2025
NORMAND DROTT
4.6
Done a few trips as project crew on board, food has been excellent, WiFi was star link provided by project team, restricted speed but useable. Good sized gym, 3 crew lounges, solstad lounge the be… View
16 Jul 2025
NORMAND FRONTIER
5.0
Really impressive vessel. Loads of office space and well laid out. Food was 5* pretty much every day. Always something to do with the camp boss onboard organising FIFA nights, poker, bingo, raffles… View
15 Jul 2025
SIEM TOPAZ
4.4
Small but a really well run vessel. The food was very good made from a small galley. There was no office space but some cabins had offices in them. The cabins were comfy, some louder than others. G… View
15 Jul 2025
MANIVIKI ROVER
1.2
Truly awful vessel, covered in bugs, food was awful. Toilets were always blocked or broken the whole vessel was dirty, the crew didn't care. The cabins were just about ok, beds were solid, shower w… View
15 Jul 2025
STRIL EXPLORER
4.2
Another great vessel. Nice comfy cabins and cosy lounge above the galley. The food was really good here and the team onboard are excellent. Gym was ok, but small. The vessel did seem a bit dirty at… View
15 Jul 2025
GRAND CANYON III
4.6
One of the best out there. Comfy cabins with carpeted floor. Excellent food, great cinema room and a fantastic gym with sauna facilities. Office space is very large and a lovely big boardroom. The … View
15 Jul 2025
IEVOLI RELUME
4.8
Sailed upon Relume in 2022 before it was sold to Next Geo. Great Food 2 Good Gym areas Big Cabins Nice working area Very clean Good Wifi Nice deck area One of the best Geophysical work vessels I ha… View
15 Jul 2025
NORMAND SUPERIOR
3.2
Nice vessel, part of the Normand fleet but the food was really bad. No excuses for a vessel this size to just serve greasy fried food. Was impossible to eat healthy. The gym was also quite small. H… View
15 Jul 2025
GLOMAR WAVE
4.4
The Glomar Wave is a deceptively comfortable and well equipped vessel. Great Cabins, decent gyn, good food and WIFI. The crew look after the vessel very well, she is very tidy and clean. Only do… View
15 Jul 2025
LIVING STONE
3.8
wifi good but limited food is hit and miss, can be repetitive rooms are nice and everywhere clean and tidy recreation room has lots facility's including, driving sim, dart board, various instrum… View
11 Jul 2025