Where to start. Loud noisy smelly vessel, nicknamed the Broken arrow. Food comes in 3 varieties, recognizable, just about recognizable and blackened. You know the foods bad when your office has a "snack" cupboard full of noodles/biscuits Shared toilets and showers (3) for the crew, all 3 showers need you to shower in different contorted positions as you do NOT want to touch the side of the shower stall. Cabins are small, towels are see through, and the vessel has some interesting bed linen. And the crew usually play dominoes as loud as anyone can play dominoes. The smoking room is....the vessel. It gets a 2 star overall as it hasn't sunk. Yet.